katamari damacy is the game ever .you select a level and your giant father calls you a shithead to your face and then places you onto earth and tells you to go roll up some fish for 10 minutes and then the best song you’ve ever heard starts playing
“I’m No. 11 of the Fatui Harbingers, codename Childe, but I also go by Tartaglia. And you… Hmm, you too like to cause quite the stir, don’t you? Something tells me we’re going to get along splendidly.” Happy (belated) Birthday Zebra!
